Dear Senior,
I have been trying ever so hard to find the right words to woo the woman that I have been trying to love. Do you have any words that I might use in the wooing?
-Speechless

Dearest Speech-a-less,
Here are some-a words that are not-a words, never use words when a few splashes of Hai Karate will do.
-Señor Butt Plugg